Saturday, July 23, 2005

Sugar Buzz HFE

HFE- for hideous folk art eyesore, or is it head f**king exploding, I don't remember, maybe it was either or both. Folk art lacks any depth and it's charm lays in the extent of the brain damage by the folk artisan themselves. I find folk art enthusiasts to be patronizing towards these damaged souls, a reaction against the perversity and arrogance of "fine artists". The point is to appreciate this painting, one must do fifty bong hits, eat half a box of Pop Tarts, a half a bag of Reese's peanut butter cup miniatures, drink half a liter of NutraSweet laced "diet" soda, then not only will the painting start to vibrate, but your stomach will feel as the guy in the foreground's stomach does.


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